"No, I wanna fight you for me" - Scott Pilgrim
"I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human" - R.J. Macready
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries" - Monty Python
"There was a hole here once, it's gone now" - Silent Hill 2