VAMPIRTANGO

A lonely lady is looking for Yeti in the forest to benefit from some intimate pleasure. She finds him and dances a tango together, although neither of them has any experience as dancers, she not being a Ginger Rogers or Cyd Charisse, he not being a Fred Astaire. But, miraculously, they both manage to dance very well, even better than Paul (Marlon Brando) and Jeanne (Maria Schneider) from "Last Tango in Paris". But towards the end of the dance, something absolutely surprising will happen, Yeti's identity will be revealed.