THE ROMANIANS ARE THE MOST HUNKY DORY - ROMANII ESTE CEI MAI TARI

The Romanians are the most hunky-dory, especially in a neighborhood with a bad reputation, but because they had nothing to eat, they went elsewhere, somewhere a little further away, without knowledge, now they are taking advantage. But what I am telling you now is a secret, don't make me regret it, it is a space secret, very confidential, the Romanians conquered the galaxy, to get rid of the apoplexy and, especially, of the hunger in their throat, on Mars they have another Earth. Now they have an electric nose, without snot, and all rubber bones. The Romanians have robot-machines, with which they only do fine things, their technology is smart, because they are simply the most hunky-dory. They have learned to live well, computers keep them from hunger, their system is perfect, their body is all cybernetic, the Romanians are digital, they are superior and special. The Romanians are on Mars now, happy on their new path. They have long antennas, they reach wherever you want, they make intergalactic transmissions, everything for their future, their planet is digital and their life is artificial. The Romanians are evolved, with connected chips, one thought, one goal, to be the strongest in the block. They have big plans, to colonize other stars, with their advanced technology, the entire galaxy is conquered, they are now immortal, through chips they are superior, their nuclear energy makes their life easy, no man works anymore, the robot builds everything. The universe trembles, when they approach, their technology destroys everything in their path, with lasers and missiles, they conquer other planets, their system is infallible, their body indestructible, especially in interstellar space, but because they dreamed of more, they created a new cult, they are the supreme gods, the entire galaxy fears them, they are perfect now, evolution has reached its maximum. The Romanians have invented now the machines that vibrate on the road, the universe bows to Romanian technology, their nuclear batteries work without ceasing, their digital language conquers nature quickly. They master the stellar worlds, with chips instead of brains, they have conquered parallel dimensions, the Romanian robots have evolved beyond everything we know, now they are entities of light, their existence is divine. Their space potatoes are the best, so much so that the Martians appreciate them but also other crazy people from distant worlds, where there are also colored girls, girls with blue hair in the astral kitchens. The audience dances, is in ecstasy, while they are served portions of leeks, life in space is strange, food is automated, computers in the kitchens, cooking programs, recipes from the galaxy, the whole menu is digitized.