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THE LEGEND OF THE BEAR-BARDS: QUEST FOR THE LAST COOL RANCH

The Crunchening has begun.

Forged in the grease-pits of Mount Meowdoom, the One Chip—flavored with forbidden Cool Ranch—was lost in the legendary Battle of the Blazing Buffet. Now, Bard, a snack cartographer with a voice like smoky maple syrup, is called from naptime to fulfill a prophecy etched in Crumble-Stone.

Joined by Snuggletron 9000, a tactical bear-bot with emotional override capabilities, and Polar-Darb, an exiled guardian haunted by salsa-soaked regrets, they embark on an interstellar quest through Puffcornia, the Temple of the Last Cool Ranch, and the soft but treacherous Pits of Pita.

Allies rise (Princess Pita, Sir Chee-Tor). Fluff-Rippers claw. And at the molten peak of Meowdoom, the fate of the Crunchverse hinges on a single verse sung in harmony.

  • Kora Elliànthe Reinhold
    Writer
    Many many :)
  • Brad Reinhold
    Writer
    Many many :)
  • Project Type:
    Screenplay
  • Language:
    English
  • First-time Screenwriter:
    No
  • Student Project:
    No
  • Digital Cinema Package:
    Unavailable
  • Indie Cine Tube Awards

    Best Family Film
  • Humro International Film Festival

    Selection
Writer Biography - Kora Elliànthe Reinhold, Brad Reinhold

Kora Elliànthe Reinhold and Brad Reinhold are globally award-winning authors, filmmakers, philosophers and researchers. Their work includes The Quantum Soul Canon, The Harmony Saga, and The Holographic Rain Series.

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Writer Statement

We made this for the dreamers, the weirdos, the midnight snack philosophers. This is satire with a soul. Love your softness, but never let them take your crunch.