Portal-Potty

A man desperately searches for a place to pee, but all the rooms seem misleading.

MATT ZELINSKI (he/him, 40's) visits an art museum, but he has to pee. Bad! First, he goes to the restroom, but people are trying to sleep in there. He proceeds to the bathroom where men soak in tubs, no toilets. He continues past a room marked "UNISEX." He goes back only to find two people having sex on unicycles. Finally, outside, he finds a portal-potty.

Upon relieving himself, the portal-potty rumbles and shakes. Matt pees on his pant leg. He steps out to a clean empty room, back where he started, but where did everybody go? CHARLIE NELSON (he/him, 40's), a janitor, informs Matt he found the portal-potty.