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Not in a Million Years

After refusing to date women with children, an extremely tall rugged survivalist happens to fall for an extremely short, light hearted mother, who has a propensity for hilarious chaos. For a man who has always been prepared for everything alone, will he be able to survive the woes of parenting, reemergence of an old flame, and the chaos in between, to have what he never thought he'd have in a million years?

  • Christan van Slyke
    Legend of Wisteria, The Feeler, Can't Drive A Stick
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    Comedy, romance
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  • Rome Prisma Film Awards

    May 28, 2019
    Official Selection
  • Indie Visions Film Festival

    May 31, 2019
  • Oaxaca Film Fest
    June 1, 2019
    Finalist- Best Melodrama Screenplay
  • Global Script Challenge
    June 1, 2019
  • Indo Global Film Festival

    July 20, 2019
    Official Selection
  • Indo Global Film Festival

    July 27, 2019
    Best Screenplay
  • Florence Film Awards

    July 31, 2019
    Winner-Best Feature Screenplay
Writer Biography - Christan van Slyke

Born and raised in the Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX area, I have been interested in film my entire life. It has always been a true passion of mine. I lived in Seattle for a few years and worked on a couple of feature films and made some short films as well. I tried a variety of film positions and realized that screenwriting is where my true passion lies. I am a mother and wife in the DFW area currently and have a few scripts in progress. Completed Gotham's School for Writers Screenwriting Certification Courses in 2010 as well.

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