Five Star Realtors
Three morally dubious property managers struggle to live the life of luxury they desire so they hatch a plan to scam their tenants to raise the funds they need.
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Ethan GeigerDirectorJames' Dance Journey
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Ethan GeigerWriterJames' Dance Journey
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Ethan GeigerProducerJames' Dance Journey
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Chris BarronCinematographerSymphonic Sketches
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Connor MissetCinematographer (Break in scenes)May Day on the Green
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Joseph ThomasComposerA Death to Die For
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Zach ShoupSound Design and FoleyLove Is Real
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Jeff SteeleCastThe Ant
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Madeline GallegosCast
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Hassan El ZeinCastMore Than Only
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Charles DumontCastThe Lies We Bury
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Angela HowellCastWeekend at Purgies
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Anna CroftCast
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Carter DoddCastSam's Town
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Artur KozinskiyCourtroom extrasThe Chaos
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Danielle KuckyCourtroom extras
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Griffin ArdillCourtroom extrasHunters' Moon
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Kjerstin LizbethCourtroom extrasLie Detector
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Mary ElgesCourtroom extras
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Nancy NyhusCourtroom extrasAscend
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Payge EmersonCourtroom extras
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Thomas A FowlerCourtroom extrasSlasher Sessions
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Tremaine ButlerCourtroom extrasLiar
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Renae RoseAssociate ProducerWild Flower
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José Luis VentaColoristThe Merchant
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Sava BrownProduction DesignBefore You Fade Away Into Nothing
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Sophie DavisCostume DesignCake
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Jack StecchiScript Supervisor
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Tatum HymanMakeup Artist
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Daniel De KoningGafferThe Scars of Our Hands
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Joe GriffithGafferDitullio's
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Ethan GeigerVisual Effects ArtistJames' Dance Journey
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Jackson MooreVisual Effects ArtistWatering the West
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Dawson StorrsOn set Mixer/ Boom
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Phillip WallaceOn set Mixer/ BoomBonding
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Griffin ArdillFirst Assistant CameraHunters' Moon
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Hunter ThompsonFirst Assistant CameraThe Scars of Our Hands
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Duncan ClymaSecond Assistant Camera
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Connor MissetFirst Assistant DirectorJust Eat It
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Sascha AngelSecond Assistant DirectorTax Return
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Finian DuffordBest BoyJagged
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Akira MoulandGripGrip Where the Lavender Lies
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Elizabeth LoGrip
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Jake UngerGrip
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Mark MuratoreGrip
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Catherine KrahlAssistant to the DirectorFive Star Fundraiser
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Thomas A FowlerLead Production AssistantSlasher Sessions
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Erich BaltzellProduction Assistant
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Payge EmersonProduction Assistant
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Min WangProduction Assistant
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Carly PereiraCraft Services
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John DallinCraft ServicesDr. Milksop
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Lola BazileCasting AssistantNice House
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Ally CadyBehind the sceens photographer
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Mile High FilmsCameras and lights courtesy ofRace/America
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Lens RentalsLenses courtesy ofOracles of God the Story of the Old Testament
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The Virgil Grillo Memorial GrantFunded im part by
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Illegal Pete's on the HillThanks
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Isaiah ChiltonThanksWhere the Lavender Lies
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Logan NesleroadThanksDearest
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Tim GrassleyThanksWhy we ride: The Buffalo Bicycle Classic
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Office Evolution BoulderThanks
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Augusta GoodSpecial Thanks
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Joe JatckoSpecial ThanksSummoning the Spirit
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Marilyn DewarSpecial Thanks
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Kelly SumnersSpecial Thanks
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Steve GeigerSpecial ThanksThe Virus part two
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Terri GeigerSpecial Thanks
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Project Type:Short, Student
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Genres:Satire, Comedy, crime
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Runtime:12 minutes 56 seconds
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Completion Date:July 1, 2025
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Production Budget:6,000 USD
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Country of Origin:United States
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Country of Filming:United States
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Language:English
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Shooting Format:Digital (XAVC-I)
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Aspect Ratio:DCP: 4K FLAT
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Film Color:Color
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First-time Filmmaker:No
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Student Project:Yes - University of Colorado Boulder
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Digital Cinema Package:Unavailable
Ethan Geiger is an award-winning writer, director, and producer from Boulder Colorado. While not making movies Ethan enjoys skiing when his car is not broken down, complaining about his friends not watching movies on Blu-ray, and playing narrative based video games.
"Five Star Realtors" is an absurd satire of large property management companies, and how many of them have been accused of treating their tenants. I have seen property management companies do some really sketchy things, they get caught, and then get the lightest slap on the wrist imaginable after taking advantage of their tenants. I, along with the greatest all-volunteer cast and crew of all time, made "Five Star Realtors" with the intention to make fun of this ridiculous world we live in. Where massive companies can take advantage of people, and get off almost scot-free. It is not right, but it's the reality we live in, so why not make fun and laugh at it, at least for 12 minutes.
