COCHON, THE MOST SECRET SECRET AGENT IN THE WORLD EVER

He is Cochon, the most secretive secret agent in the annals of history, and he is looking for a fat, huge-assed spy woman, who could be blonde, brunette, brown-haired or redheaded and looks like Angela Merkel. The reason? She sells the recipe for fish & chips to all the hostile countries, you can imagine how dangerous she is. No one has seen her, and Cochon is looking for her with the hope that he will catch her soon or someday, especially because she, the spy woman, has recently also come into possession of the recipe for cabbage rolls, which everyone wants, all the secret services of all the countries, especially the Chinese, Russians, North Koreans and Gypsies. Therefore, Cochon is forced to interact with many other women, some of whom just want to seduce him, some to deceive him, some to tease him and some, the most dangerous, even to kill him.