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COCHON AND THE SMALL RESET

He doesn't work for CIA, NSA, KGB, MI5, MI6, Mossad, French or Chinese Intelligence, he works for Gagauz Secret Services, he is Very Very Secret Agent Cochon. After 4 films and countless situations in which he behaved like a retard, Cochon got fed up. Aware that he's a moron (billions of individuals are not even aware), Cochon will make a change of huge proportions. Not waiting for Bill Gates or Klaus Schwab to insert their microchip, Cochon will insert his own microchip, which will make him immortal and all-powerful.

  • Rodrig Andrisan
    Director
  • Rodrig Andrisan
    Writer
  • Rodrig Andrisan
    Producer
  • Rodrig Andrisan
    Key Cast
    "Very Very Secret Agent Cochon"
  • Simon Strutt
    Key Cast
    "Crazy Badass"
  • Dailis Cirulis
    Key Cast
    "Android from Saturn / Masked Thug / Original Agent Ketchup"
  • Alessandra Guarino
    Key Cast
    "Evzenka Xova"
  • Monalisa Basarab
    Key Cast
    "Nasty Blonde"
  • Erika Loch
    Key Cast
    "Ulla von Bubanberg"
  • Alena Skrzekova
    Key Cast
    "Cookie / Secret Agent Parsnip"
  • Sonya Namik
    Key Cast
    "Secret Agent Preciso"
  • Simona Larka
    Key Cast
    "Secret Agent Hot / Agent Superhot"
  • Victoria Strutt
    Key Cast
    "Lady at the Gate"
  • Isabella Rusanu
    Key Cast
    "Mookie"
  • David Barker
    Key Cast
    "Mister Poo / Bubulin Bubulinov"
  • Simon Drake
    Key Cast
    "The Hitman"
  • Michael Adshead
    Key Cast
    "Unmasked Thug"
  • Oliver Brewer
    Key Cast
    "Secret Agent Hai Fan Fin"
  • Rich Allen
    Key Cast
    "Secret Agent Goulash / Ulla von Bubanberg's Henchman"
  • Leonardo Lacaria
    Key Cast
    "Italian Secret Agent"
  • Johnny Li Gotti
    Key Cast
    "Secret Agent Galushkin"
  • Geoff Brooks
    Key Cast
    "Valentina Tereshkova"
  • Zachary Strutt
    Key Cast
    "Young Gunman 2"
  • Joseph Strutt
    Key Cast
    "Young Gunman 1"
  • Marin Ciobanu
    Key Cast
    "Dead Man By The River"
  • Jerry O'Sullivan
    Key Cast
    "Sookie"
  • Eleonora Ingrassia
    Key Cast
    "The Woman In The Hallway"
  • James Bentley
    Key Cast
    "Old Man By The Canal"
  • Edward Brooks
    Key Cast
    "Alien"
  • Nick Field
    Key Cast
    "Secret Agent Ketchup"
  • Torben Friedrich
    Music
  • Fritz Mayr
    Music
  • Project Type:
    Feature
  • Genres:
    Action, Adventure, Comedy, Thriller
  • Runtime:
    2 hours
  • Completion Date:
    November 16, 2023
  • Production Budget:
    1,000 GBP
  • Country of Origin:
    United Kingdom
  • Country of Filming:
    Italy, Romania, United Kingdom
  • Language:
    Chinese, English, German, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian, Russian
  • Shooting Format:
    Digital
  • Aspect Ratio:
    16:9
  • Film Color:
    Color
  • First-time Filmmaker:
    No
  • Student Project:
    No
Director Biography - Rodrig Andrisan

I JUST MAKE FILMS, I DON'T TAKE SELFIES WITH LAURELS OR CERTIFICATES!
93 Awards and otherhonorary mentions and nominations for my films on 14/05/2024 https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4364362/awards/?ref_=nm_awd

Rodrig Andrisan was born on October 7, 1958, in Bucharest, Romania. Debut as Actor in 2010, in London, United Kingdom. He is also a writer and journalist, having over 1,000 articles published in various newspapers and magazines and 2 books published : "Giants of Rock Music" (1991) and "The Unnamed Puppy"(1996). Between 1991 and 2007, thousands of movies translated from English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, into Romanian, live at the Romanian Film Archive and various film festivals (Dakino, European Film Festival) and, with script, at several TV networks. Rodrig Andrisan has many films under his belt (Feature Films, Shorts, Music Videos, Commercials), in which he appeared as an Actor, portraying very different characters, thanks to his natural look "all ethnicities".
As Actor he has 236 credits on IMDb
As Director he has 63 credits on IMDb
As Writer he has 61 credits on IMDb
As Producer he has 59 credits on IMDb
As Editor he has 57 credits on IMDb
As Cinematographer he has 44 credits on IMDb
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