TRAMPS LIKE US

A priest must hide out at his brother’s whore-house for two weeks rehearsing a Church-Charity concert to avoid two hitmen bikers set on him by his embezzling Head Priest to retrieve the guns and $10, 000,000 he took from him.

Present-day Drama, Light Comedy, Music, Action
Compares to HUSTLERS and THE BLUES BROTHERS

TRAMPS LIKE US is about that last desperate hurdle before a new start for a nice life

Heartbroken leaving his two Canine Patrol dogs in Afghanistan, WIN believes he’s on his way home from Military Service to his wife and a peaceful new start to a nice life, until his brother, Father QUART, picks him up at the station having just escaped with guns and $10,000,000 cash from his Church’s embezzler and abusive Head-Priest who set-up Fr Quart for all the fraud including a non-existent band for a sold out charity concert in two wks.

On his way to pick-up Win, Fr Quart also helped five boys report Head-Priest’s sexual abuse to Police
Head Priest discovers the guns and the cash missing so he sets two hit-men bikers on Quart and wants it back before the concert so he can take it with him to Rome

After Win cleverly uses his briefs to wipe-out the two hit-men Bikers and leave them passed-out on the road, he has an idea: the Cops can’t arrest Quart if he gets a band to do the concert in two weeks, and Head-Priest can’t charge Quart for the guns and cash without incriminating himself. If they can rehearse a church-charity show at Win’s whorehouse and keep the hit-men bikers misdirected, in two weeks, they’ll be free for that new start to a nice life!

When it’s all set up and Win is finally home, WENDY thinks the worst is over until she sees Quart
She never liked her boozer brother-in-law to begin with and now for two weeks she must risk their lives to save his while she and Win adapt to life with a toddler

Even with the ever-ominous threat of violent death if they’re found making music instead of whoopee, they weave an affectionate family bond amid prostitution, music, a few gags and a common goal of a new start to a nice life
They keep their loved ones safe, including a toddler and a dog

But love-at-first-sight is the real danger for Quart when he falls for SONIA, a house hooker who must resist his every effort and protect Quart from a psychotic king-pin drug-lord Exboss stalking her

In the end
Hitmen bikers become heroic allies and bring Head-Priest to justice
They survive an explosive pre-concert attack by Sonia’s Exboss
Quart earns Wendy's respect and Sonia's heart.
Win adopts his military dogs
The show’s a hit and they’re free for a new start to a nice life!

Comedy compares to THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY
Wendy’s intimate play with Win’s masculine bodily fluid
Hooker/sex compares to HUSTLERS
“Now that you’re secular you want to be celibate with a hooker”
Car-chase and explosions compare to THE BLUES BROTHERS
“I’ll kill you so dead you gotta come back to life just to finish dying!”

Male leads are flawed non-conformist vulnerable only to their woman
Female leads are strong and smart vulnerable only to their man

WIN 30 ex-GI, former embezzler millionaire lawyer, married a hooker
Fr QUART 30 tall hot, thieving millionaire, alcoholic playboy priest

WENDY 25 Win’s ex-hooker wife runs ‘house’ with a secret for the future
SONIA 40 Quart’s love, Italian, house hooker with a secret very menacing past

LIL CHRIS a toddler with a secret gender never made known
SISTER a Transgendered nun with strong military connections
Most leads can be any ethnicity

Allows for two sequels TRAMPS IN CANADA and TRAMPS IN ITALY
Any Music Direction: Motown Pop Retro Country Hip-Hop
Possible ad-libs and cameos for celebs