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Sly

(PILOT EPISODE) Circa 2010 in Austin, Texas -- A dense, yet well-meaning, young, independently-operated cult movie rental store owner (Sly Donovan) navigates through the complexities and questionable ethics of his personal and professional lives, while struggling not to succumb to his rambunctious, undisciplined store staff.

  • Jesse Dorian
    Writer
    'SVEN,' 'Morituriosis,' 'The Four Of Us Are Dying,' 'As Scared As You,' ' Donavan Emery, The Android & Himself,' 'She's Never Coming Back'
  • Project Type:
    Television Script
  • Genres:
    Comedy, Drama
  • Number of Pages:
    63
  • Language:
    English
  • First-time Screenwriter:
    No
  • Student Project:
    No
  • Digital Cinema Package:
    Unavailable
  • Oniros Film Awards - New York
    New York, NY 🇺🇸
    February 6, 2026
    🏆 AWARD WINNER - Best Series Pilot Script (January 2026)
  • Vail Screenplay Contest
    Vail, CO 🇺🇸
    December 23, 2025
    🏆 AWARD WINNER - Best TV Pilot (🥇1st Place) (2025)
  • Culver City Film Festival
    Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸
    December 12, 2025
    🏆 AWARD WINNER - Best Television Pilot - Comedy/Drama
  • Silicon Beach Film Festival
    Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸
    September 12, 2025
    🏆 AWARD WINNER - Best Television Pilot Screenplay - Comedy
  • Los Angeles Film Awards
    Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸
    August 2, 2025
    🏆 AWARD WINNER - Best Television Script (July 2025)
  • Swedish International Film Festival
    Arkiva, Sweden 🇸🇪
    September 3, 2024
    🏆 AWARD WINNER - Best Pilot Script (Web Series/TV/Stand Up Comedy) (June 2024)
  • Gothamite Monthly Film Awards
    New York, NY 🇺🇸
    July 3, 2024
    🏆 AWARD WINNER - Best TV Pilot Script of the Month (June 2024)
  • Austin Under The Stars Film Festival
    Austin, TX 🇺🇸
    October 21, 2023
    🏆 AWARD WINNER - Best Feature TV Pilot
  • Austin Spotlight Film Festival
    Austin, TX 🇺🇸
    August 27, 2024
    🟠 Nominee - Best TV Pilot Screenplay (Long Form)
  • Best Script Award - London
    London, UK 🇬🇧
    October 7, 2025
    🟦 Finalist - Best TV Pilot (2025 Autumn Edition)
  • Los Angeles International Screenplay Awards
    Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸
    September 25, 2025
    🟥 Semifinalist - Best TV Screenplay
  • Santa Barbara International Screenplay Awards
    Santa Barbara, CA 🇺🇸
    July 22, 2025
    🟥 Semifinalist - Best Script/Pilot
  • Filmmatic TV Pilot Awards
    Hollywood, CA 🇺🇸
    October 18, 2025
    🟪 Quarterfinalist - Best TV Pilot (Season 10)
  • Filmmatic Comedy Screenplay Awards
    Los Angeles, CA 🇺🇸
    September 15, 2025
    🟪 Quarterfinalist - Best TV Pilot- Comedy
  • Creative Screenwriting TV Pilot Competition
    Online Event
    July 8, 2025
    🟪 QuarterFinalist - Best TV Pilot
  • Portland Under the Stars Film Festival
    Portland, OR 🇺🇸
    July 15, 2025
    🌟 Official Selection - Best Screenplay TV Pilot
Writer Biography - Jesse Dorian

Award winning screenwriter/actor/editor/film director/songwriter/composer/musician, community college dropout, with a gothpop music project on the side; also (as of 2022) newly a small e-commerce business owner, and apparel designer (LostScorpion/LostScorpion Apparel).

Had one full-on manic episode/nervous breakdown in 2012… years later, came out on the other end with an unfinished, 95% completed feature film/directorial effort that never saw the light of day-- plus, 5 separate story ideas that in 2021, would be revised competently into 5 different, coherently-readable documents... er, better yet-- 5 professionally-organized feature-length film screenplays.

Currently living in Los Angeles to focus on film. Would also excel as a writer/actor, and would ideally fit in writing/producing/directing independent projects for distributors A24, NEON; long-time mainstream prospects including creation of/writing/producing/directing franchise and world-building feature film projects for Universal Studios.

Has 3 rescue cats named Fred, Caramels and Phillip.

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Writer Statement

I started, and finished the first draft of ‘Sly’ way back in 2010, when I was living in Austin, Texas.

During the 8 years that I lived in Austin, I had developed a genuine appreciation for both the exciting rise of indie filmmaking, and the diverse local music scene that had, and still have, strongly contributed to the city’s distinct identity.

Although my views of Austin are much different now than they were back then, ’Sly,’ in 2010, had sort-of served as a love letter to ATX; an excuse for me to show off what I loved about the city at the time. At the time, it was the closest I had ever felt to living somewhere that I could call home.

Much like Paul Thomas Anderson’s depiction of Los Angeles, Woody Allen’s depiction of NYC, and yes, even Richard Linklater’s depiction of Austin; but of course, with my own spin.

I should probably also mention that ‘Sly’ was originally written to be a feature film. But the problem was, it was far too long to be a feature film; a comedy that was 218 pages.

Saying it would’ve been a tough sell is an understatement; independently financing production on a 3 1/2 hour - 4 hour theatrical feature film/comedy. And the story I was trying to tell, didn’t warrant a 2nd draft in which I would inevitably be forced to have to cut the length in half.

And so I basically forgot about it for over a decade.

Deciding to give ‘Sly’ another look in 2023, it immediately made sense what could, and should be done with it. Although it wouldn’t work as a theatrical feature film, it would obviously work now as a TV series. And not just as a pilot episode, but as an entire first season, ideal for a premium format such as Apple TV+, Hulu, Netflix, Prime, or HBO.

‘Sly’ is, and always has been, a comedy with dramatic elements; and an ensemble with diverse, and infectious characters. The possibilities of what can be done with most of these characters almost seem infinite.

While assuming at first, that everything about ‘Sly’ would have to be updated for 2023, I was not enthusiastic about redrafting this story. That was until I realized that the setting itself, DID NOT have to be updated. The story could serve as a time capsule, of what it was like to live in Austin, in the year 2010.

Tapping into a new era of nostalgia, America was different. Barack Obama was president. Most people didn’t have a smart phone. Compared to now, life was almost simple back then. Only in such a time, could adults in their 20s, 30s, and 40s passionately argue about movies, and behave like children while doing so; and back then, the call for widespread social justice really didn’t need the support of adults like them; or, at least not like it would need their support now.

It was a time when the political climate wasn’t so openly hostile, nor was it as polarizing; people’s political affiliation almost didn’t matter.

In Sly’s world, the movies were the politics, and these characters’ lack of self-awareness in their own rantings of snobby self-seriousness, is where I think many of the jokes shine the brightest; or at least as long as you remember... what world they lived in.

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