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Scripture Screw-Up

Can the power of Christ cure blindness? What is the secret to turning water into wine? Ruthless talk show host Mary Malone interviews the one and only Jesus of Nazareth (if that is even his real name) to cut through centuries of misunderstandings, debunking the miraculous stories we all know and love (but understand so little of). A mini-mythbuster of biblical proportions, Scripture Screw-Up is a comic cautionary tale for believers, unbelievers and everyone in between.

  • Jasmine Lindemann
    Director
    MARI, This Is My Blood
  • C.J. Lazaretti
    Writer
    The Turtle Terminator, Cosmico
  • Jasmine Lindemann
    Producer
    MARI, This Is My Blood
  • Chris McLeish
    Key Cast
    "Jesus Christ"
  • Project Type:
    Short
  • Genres:
    Comedy, mockumentary
  • Runtime:
    3 minutes
  • Completion Date:
    February 14, 2019
  • Country of Origin:
    United Kingdom
  • Country of Filming:
    United Kingdom
  • Language:
    English
  • Shooting Format:
    Digital
  • Aspect Ratio:
    16:9
  • Film Color:
    Color
  • First-time Filmmaker:
    Yes
  • Student Project:
    No
  • Copenhagen Underground Film Festival
    Copenhagen
    Denmark
    June 8, 2019
    World Premiere
    Official Selection
  • Portobello Film Festival
    London
    United Kingdom
    September 1, 2019
    National Premiere
    Official Selection
Director Biography - Jasmine Lindemann

Jasmine Lindemann is a freelance producer based in Glasgow, UK. She has worked in a range of British and Australian short films, as well as stage shows, LGBT cabaret, stand-up comedy and opera productions. Short film Scripture Screw-Up is her directorial debut.

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