London born, as a baby I never cried I just lay there and laugh, a deep dirty laugh. Moving about growing up in Brixton, Carshalton, Surrey, Newport, Shropshire but mainly Felixstowe in Suffolk.
A self made dual national l've worked in some of the harshest remotest places, mostly in the baking far north WA, NT & Qld, but all over Australia for 17 years onshore offshore in mining, oil, gas, energy, explosives, construction & maintenance. Travelling the world over 25 years, now back in my home town of Felixstowe in Suffolk. I work for the Port as an engineer fixing the world's biggest cranes.
I've been writing many ideas notably a fictional action adventure spiritual novel since 04, along with several unfinished others, however working 12+hr days 28 days straight and only 6 n a half off limits the time. Luckily now back in the UK I have some time to be creative working an even time rotating shift of 4 on and 4 off, life does get in the way. I have a dream to one day be creative full time.
Writer (1 Credit)
Merry Crocmas 2019
Animation, Music Video, Short, Television
5 Awards & Selections
Official Selection Merry Crocmas
Best Shorts Competition La Jolla, California
Award of Recognition Merry Crocmas
Accolade Global Film Competition
Official online selection Merry Crocmas
Berlin The Lift-off Online Film Festival
Silver Award Best Music Track Merry Crocmas
Los Angeles Motion Picture Festival Los Angeles
Lift-Off Sessions January 2020 - Official Selection Merry Crocmas
The Lift-off Sessions & First time filmmaker Online
City & Guilds National Craft Certificate, B-TEC ONC & HNC Motor Vehicle Engineering
1988 – 1993
Tafe Sunshine Coast Queensland
Certificate III in Mechanical Engineering
Deben High School Felixstowe, Suffolk
1985 – 1988
Burton Borough High School Newport, Shropshire
1983 – 1985
January 21, 1972
I quite like Ulysses, @work they call me Thor, I swing sledgy good! I used to be Frankenstein at school coz of disproportionate square heed, now just Fletch although me swede still summons the tide🥺😂🤣
6 Megalithic yards
Atlantean, RH Negative Alien? 🤣 Recent DNA Results are 42%Scandinavian 34%English 22%Irish+Scottish+Welsh with a remaining 2%Italian. However I'd swear they missed out that I may contain traces of a special kind of nuts.
I used to give blood but I have a rare unknown form of Malaria likened to Ross River Fever, imagine feeling 100 years old unable to move riddled with arthritis, well add sweaty and flue like muscle ache symptoms and you'll have arrived...Only cure is to hang on an electric fence if symptoms flood back.
I once worked in a circus in Western Australia as a ring waiter labourer and breakdown mechanic.
Morris danced on stage in Weston Super Mare, Somerset' with stand up Comedian Mark Little from Channel 4's Big Breakfast and Aussie Neighbours soap.
I had a job dancing in Mexican bar in 01 with my best friend who still lives in Guatemala. Driven into Yucatan jungle at gun point by Mexican police...Long Story! Plenty more of those elaborate near death tales traveling world.
@48 I still ride snakeboard, I love adrenaline sports my best kick so far is riding x2 bulls in Central Queensland.
Gotta av a dream!
I want an efoil!
I'm Brian and so is my wife!
Get to the Choppa! Get to the Choppa Naaaaaaw!!
Aaaargh come on! You can dooo it!
DO IT! DO IT NAAAAW!
I love to entertain, the greatest thing in life anyone can achieve is the gift of eternal laughter, I hope my folly will endure you to this.