"When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth." - Peter (Ken Foree)
"You know what they say Kemosabe, in Hell, everybody loves popcorn." - Doom Head (Richard Brake)
"I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work." - Otis Driftwood (Bill Moseley)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Nada (Roddy Piper)
"We all go a little mad sometimes." Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins)
"What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? Why? Don't we make ya laugh, aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna be checking up on you and your mama. And if you don't have a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fuckin' family." Captain Spaulding (Sid Haig)
"I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did noooooot...Oh hi Mark." - Johnny (Tommy Wiseau)
"The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges upon which one we elect to follow." - Ed Warren