America's Most Retarded 2: Stupid Is As Stupid Does
AMERICA'S MOST RETARDED 2: "Stupid is As Stupid Does"
Whether on your way to Walmart...or the laundry-mat... the future of the world, yes, these people are real..and no ..you are not watching Jerry Springer..this is worse.....much much worse.
AMERICA'S MOST RETARDED: Axis Video's Greatest Sh*ts includes:
More Jimmy the Busboy and Lenny the Loon
Drunken Fools
The hazards of Hackey Sack at Ozzfest
Drunks drinking beer from the dirty parking lot ground
Stupid fights and inbred backyard fighters
Ugly People
Charlene Baby (The Retarded retard) reprises her role and demands violence
Behind the scenes at video shoots
Hot girls (The Sexy B*tches of Axis Video)
Fat squirrels
Retarded Hill Billys from Bumblef*ck USA trying to be funny
The Bums of Philly
and much much more <------a crowd favorite
WHO IS ......SAM SANTORO????
Sam Santoro is the legendary book bandit, video hoarder whom has amassed a small fortune, more than D.B. Cooper, and more notoriety than the A-Team, by scamming Columbia House, BMG, Book Club of the Month, and other retarded companies that front product before receiving payment.
ON A FUNNY NOTE: The world police (Inter-pol) can't find Osama, but the Postal authorities will get you in no time if you scam through the mail. Poor Sammy.........
The legendary imprisoned SAM SANTORO, mastermind behind AMERICA'S MOST RETARDED, approached Axis Video once again from behind his greasy bars in federal prison.
Sam says to me on one dreary visit, "Chris, see to it that the legend, the saga, the legacy of the Retards lives on. I commission you to produce AMR 2, do whatever it takes to get it to the world. Spread the gospel wide and clear...to all ends of the earth. Leave no stone unturned"
So touching, it brought a tear to my eye, or was it the onions in my cheesesteak? AMR 2 will surely be a reason to dislike sequels.
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Chris ChaosDirectorThe Search for the Jersey Devil, Dynasty of Darkness 1 and 2, Breakneck Fighting, Cursed
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Keith KellyWriterDynasty of Darkness 1 and 2, Breakneck Fighting, Cursed
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Chris ChaosProducerThe Search for the Jersey Devil, Dynasty of Darkness 1 and 2, Breakneck Fighting, Cursed
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Jimmy the BusboyKey CastAMR
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Leathur Wench RokkKey CastAMR
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Lenny the LoonKey CastAMR
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Project Type:Experimental, Feature, Other
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Genres:comedy, slapstick, stupid, raunch
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Runtime:1 hour 29 minutes
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Completion Date:January 15, 2016
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Production Budget:10,000 USD
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Country of Origin:United States
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Country of Filming:United States
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Language:English
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Shooting Format:Digital, Mini DV, Super VHS
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Aspect Ratio:16:9
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Film Color:Color
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First-time Filmmaker:No
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Student Project:No
Chris Chaos is a long time resident of South Jersey who once again resides in and writes from Gloucester City, New Jersey. He is a filmmaker, a business owner, writer, urban explorer and investigator of the odd and weird, a proud parent, happily taken and a connoisseur of hot wings. Chris can be reached at AxisVideo@aol.com
AMR 2 is a reason to dislike sequels....