"Learning to make films is very easy. Learning what to make films about is very hard." - George Lucas
"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'" - John Cleese
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"I try not to look back too much. I think the important thing about staying creative and staying sharp and original is not to look back too much, and to kind of look to where your vision is going now." - Wes Craven
"Do...or do not, there is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)