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The Ninja Ladyboys

Three fabulous ninja's must join forces to defeat their arch-nemesis, the evil Dr Beige.

  • Rob Portus
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    Action Comedy
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    United Kingdom
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Writer Biography - Rob Portus

I am 35, I live on a barge on the Thames with my wife and 3 ferrets, and I work as a grip technician on major motion pictures. I know the filming process inside-out, and I have always had an urge to write my own script. I have a dark sense of humour and a love of colourful characters, and I don't think life should be taken too seriously.

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Writer Statement

The Ninja Ladyboys is my first complete screenplay. Like many things it was conceived when blind drunk, then grew into a fully fledged script over several years and four redrafts. I wanted to tightrope-walk the line between boring and vulgar, by celebrating diversity whilst avoiding cheap stereotypes. I believe this is the superhero film the LGBT community are waiting for, and I sincerely hope the only people it offends are narrow-minded and deserve to be offended.