A cheese sandwich comes to life and professes its undying love to its maker, but the maker just wants to eat it.

  • Jonnie Malachi
  • Jonnie Malachi
  • Jonnie Malachi
  • Ross Hatt
    Key Cast
  • Ross Hatt
    Key Cast
    "the face of The Sandwich"
  • Remi Malachi
    Key Cast
    "the voice of The Sandwich"
  • Project Type:
    Experimental, Short
  • Genres:
    comedy, dark comedy, horror
  • Runtime:
    2 minutes 43 seconds
  • Completion Date:
    June 26, 2023
  • Production Budget:
    7,000 GBP
  • Country of Origin:
    United Kingdom
  • Country of Filming:
    United Kingdom
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Director Biography - Jonnie Malachi

I'm an experienced & energetic comedy/performance Director.

My debut feature as Writer-Director 'BREAKDOWN' was distributed by Soda Pictures/Thunderbird, and purchased by Sky Movies.

I've directed over 30 music videos racking up in excess of 70 million YouTube hits, and directed commercials for clients such as X-Box, EA Sports &

I'm a performance director in love with interesting characters. I've worked with a broad spectrum; from kids to grannies & celebrated actors.

My passion is comedy - sunburst zany to deathly dark - and I've worked extensively with music, dialogue & fight/action sequences.

My films are stylised & cinematic, drawing on my commercial photography background.

My work has featured in SHOTS and screened at BUG & Straight8.

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