Rent Control

Kelly and Jessie are roommates, best friends, and very different Myers-Briggs types.

Jessie lets Kelly know that their lease is up, and they have to decide whether to renew. Luckily, Kelly, who hasn’t paid rent in months, can avoid the conversation by going on a Hooked™ date with Todd.

Unfortunately, Todd sucks. Against her better judgment and Jessie’s warnings, Kelly lets Todd walk her home and use the bathroom. When Todd forces himself on her, she hits him over the head with the nearest heavy object - a molcajete - and accidentally gets Todd’s brains all over the floor. He’s dead.

Jessie returns home from grocery shopping to find Todd’s dumb body in the middle of the floor. She starts to call the police as Kelly freaks out, but hangs up, realizing she loves Kelly too much to trust her to the criminal justice system.

Just then, there’s a knock at the door. It’s Sammy, their kind, nosy neighbor. They rush to hide the meat sack formerly known as Todd and meet Sammy at the door. Thank god Sammy doesn’t see very well, because the body is in a way too visible location and there’s blood everywhere. They shoo Sammy off as quickly as possible. Now what do they do?