Script Files
Crooks
New Crime, same old mistakes.
When Eddie "Smudger" Smith gathers his gang of not-so-merry men for one last heist, their cunning plan hilariously backfires, leaving them the victims of a crime in a series of unfortunate events.
Down on his luck, Eddie “Smudger” Smith is hurtling towards old age far quicker than he would like. Determined not to retire a loser, he gathers his cronies for one last job; they’re going to rob the bookmakers.
His gang of hardened criminals, however, are less than enthused with yet another one of Smudger’s dangerous schemes; Al is riddled with arthritis and would rather have a cup of tea and a sit down, youngster Mark is fresh out of a prison stint and still trying to remember his ABCs, while Jacko is as deaf as a post and twice as clueless.
Gathered in his niece’s pub under the cover of darkness, Smudger thinks his plan is foolproof. But when Liz appears, she throws a spanner in the works, threatening to blow their cover unless they cut her in for half. It’s a battle of wits and wobbly knees as the hapless crooks attempt to pull off the heist of their life.
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Joe McGowanDirectorCouple Noises, P is for Penis
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Jo BaxterWriter
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Annie Lees-JonesProducerTwo Minutes
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Kevin McNallyKey Cast"Smudger"Pirates of the Caribbean
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Ricky GrovesKey Cast"Al"Eastenders
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Tim NixonKey Cast"Jacko"
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Jake AnthonyKey Cast"Mark"
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Jo BaxterKey Cast"Liz"
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Project Type:Short Script, Treatment
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Genres:Comedy, Crime, Thriller
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Number of Pages:10
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Language:English
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First-time Screenwriter:No
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Student Project:No
Jo is a writer, actor, and producer from West Sussex with and love for crafting new stories, especially in the realm of comedy. The joy of storytelling captivates her — transforming a simple idea into a complete piece of entertainment, often with an unexpected twist, is a thrilling journey.
“Comedy has always been a part of my life, and I firmly believe it has the power to unite people in a unique way. It’s a remarkable experience to bring creative visions to fruition, and it fills my heart with joy.”
Jo's previous projects include the children's book series "The Viola Pumpernickel Mysteries" and the short film "Scatter."