Critical ButtSauce

Yeah this here little ditty is going out to all my critics. And all the haters trying to come with it. Shout out to all my nameless/faceless internet trolls and the rest of those...

thinking I don’t value their opinion just cause they’re living the life of a live action minion.

Truth is I’ve been listening to your offending since the beginning...
And you know what they say about opinions.

They’re like assholes, everyone’s got one.

And well after deliberating for some time...
I’ve decided it’s best I show you mine.

So here it is, hope it finds you well.

And now a very special broadcast to all you little bitches from this crazy cracker with a colon from hell:

(EXTREMELY LOUD FARTING SOUND FX)

I’m shitting on ‘em.

What?

I’m shitting on ‘em.

Oh.

All day, everyday, that’s the way I make them pay.

Diarrhea.

What?

I said diarrhea.

Oh.

Yeah you heard me say it right. I ain’t here to talk shit but squirt some. I just might. Hey

Spray you with that ass water spite!

And no I’m not just speaking shit metaphorically.
That would be too boring see.

Because unlike a Jackson Pollack painting. My drip work be straight up stanking.

Yes Pump Up The Merky Madness! You can look, but don’t judge with sadness.

Clearly you ain’t never had this!

Condition...purposely brought on by a lack of nutrition.

But hey that’s fine with me. Shitting on haters and anyone who bothers me.

And if it ain’t plain to see...

It is to smell.
Yeah turns out crazy cracker ass is pretty hard to dispel.

But if you still want to get dangerous, I ain’t afraid to bust.
Yes believe me homie, if nothing else this you can trust!

No you ain’t gotta respect the Pump,
but the attack from my digestive track as a matter of fact...

That’s a must!

Yes I agree I’m fucking disgusting. Nevertheless Pump Up still got your attitude adjusting.

Yeah earlier you were looking real tough. Came talking that shit like you had some.
So I called your bluff.

Pulled out my ass cheeks and now you’re looking real meek.

What happened to all that screaming and cussing?
One squeeze from my butt seemed to seize all your fussing.

And now mother fucking spectators be like: “Oh my god.”

(EXTREMELY LOUD FARTING SOUND FX)

He’s shitting on ‘em.

What?

He’s shitting on ‘em.

Oh.

All day, everyday, that’s the way I make them pay.

Diarrhea.

What?

I said diarrhea.

Oh.

Yeah you heard me say it right. I ain’t here to talk shit but squirt some I just might.

Watch that renegade butt sauce take it’s flight!

Yeah I’ll hit you with that BOOM-Shocka-Cacca!
Got them haters on guard now when I walk-a...

Up in their spot.
They’re searching for a cop.
Afraid I’m gonna drop...

A loose deuce excreting that butt juice.
But hey don’t go looking at my butt dude.

Yeah cause my ass gave you a choice.
Spoke up with my voice,
But still you didn’t listen...
No instead you thought you’d keep dissing.
Now prepare to get all dirty and moist!

Yes I can attest. Honestly when it comes to talking shit I could care less.

Got no time left to invest. No, instead I’ll just ingest.

And shit out your ego because that feeling...
it’s just the best.

(EXTREMELY LOUD FARTING SOUND FX)

I’m shitting on ‘em.

What?

I’m shitting on ‘em.

Oh.

All day, everyday, that’s the way I make them pay.

Diarrhea.

What?

I said diarrhea!!!

Oh.

(Echoing fade out)