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unpolitically correct heaven
UNPOLITICALLY CORRECT HEAVEN
Comedy, surreal humor.
A low life black thief dies and gets sent to heaven and to earn his way in, he must prove himself worthy through several ridiculous life spams which he keeps messing up.
BABY BOY is sent to heaven and gets escorted to the temple of GOD by an ANGEL. Baby boy’s attitude is horrible, insulting God’s work, pretending they were all waiting for him in heaven but he keeps calling it “white folks heaven”. God finally decides to send him back so he can actually earn his way into heaven.
His first life spam is right during his open casket funeral. He wakes up scaring the hell out of everybody and the REVEREND passes out. Two Angels watch as one of them bet the reverend would pass out. Baby Boy is then sent to heaven again, having failed his mission. But as soon as he asks God for weed, he is sent to Heaven’s School because of his disrespectful ass. There, he meets BLACK JESUS, the teacher, but once again acts the wrong way, being set to earth as a fly to which he doesn’t last a second. He gets sent back again in plain World War II, but messes up too. He’s even sent to hell but the DEMONS can’t deal with him either.
Finally, Black Jesus and God decide to teach him a lesson of all other religions so he can be a little be more respectful about faith. He goes on a journey to meet Ganesha (the Hindu elephant god), Vishnu and Buddha but manages to piss them all off, finally getting sent back to earth as a ball in Lakers game.
JONATHAN BOWMAN & DANIEL NOEL
(616) 485-0693
bowmanjonathan16@gmail.com
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Jonathan BowmanWriter
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Daniel NoelWriter
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Project Type:Screenplay
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Number of Pages:29
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Country of Origin:United States
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Language:English
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First-time Screenwriter:Yes
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Student Project:No
Jonathan Bowman conceived the idea and vision behind this great company in the year 2020. The founder is an astute and sagacious entrepreneur, erudite motivational speaker, and addicted animation experts per excellence. His love, ambition, and unquenchable thirst to liberate the minority led him to this pathway.
It is Mr. Jonathan’s desire to impact positively in his society and he will never leave any stone unturned in achieving this great mission. We also have an elite team of professionals with several years of practical experience in the animation industry and motion graphics. Among our team members is Mr. Daniel who has been of great assistant to the founder, Jonathan.
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