Cancel the F---ing Internet
After the final infuriating straw, Dan calls his internet provider to cancel the f---ing internet. Surviving the apathetic gauntlet of support staff, he finally reaches the retention department and their star agent: Gerald. Things are finally looking up for Dan. That is until Gerald makes it very clear just how much he knows about Dan’s browsing history, and how far he’s willing to go to maintain his perfect retention record.
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Ryan KayetDirector
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Ryan KayetWriter
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Dave GibsonProducer
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Daniel StolfiKey Cast
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Amish PatelKey Cast
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Jennifer De LuciaKey Cast
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Project Type:Short
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Genres:Comedy
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Runtime:12 minutes 51 seconds
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Completion Date:January 1, 2017
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Production Budget:250 USD
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Country of Origin:Canada
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Country of Filming:Canada
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Language:English
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Shooting Format:Digital
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Aspect Ratio:2.35
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Film Color:Color
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First-time Filmmaker:No
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Student Project:No
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Cinefest Film FestivalSudbury
Canada
September 17, 2017
World Premiere
Best Short Film - Audience Award (Runner Up) -
Calgary International Film FestivalCalgary
Canada
September 24, 2017
Alberta Premiere -
Edmonton International Film FestivalEdmonton
Canada
October 6, 2017
Edmonton Premiere -
Hamilton International Film FestivalHamilton
Canada
November 9, 2017
Hamilton Premiere -
Austin Comedy Short Film FestivalAustin
United States
November 15, 2017
US Premiere
Best Comedy Short Film - Nominated -
Just For Laughs Short Comedy Film FestivalVancouver
Canada
March 3, 2018
British Columbia Premiere -
Canadian Film FestivalToronto
Canada
March 20, 2018
Toronto Premiere -
Portland Comedy Film FestivalPortland
United States
March 24, 2018
Oregon Premiere -
Shart International Comedy Film FestivalWinnepeg
Canada
March 24, 2018
Manitoba Premiere -
Hollywood Comedy Shorts Film FestivalLos Angeles
United States
April 21, 2018
California Premiere -
LA Comedy FestivalLos Angeles
United States
May 19, 2018 -
Interrobang Film FestivalDes Moines
United States
June 22, 2018
Iowa Premiere -
Boulder Film and Brew FestivalBoulder
United States
September 15, 2018
Colorado Premiere -
NSI Online Film Festival
Canada
September 5, 2018
Online Premiere -
Royal Starr Film FestivalRoyal Oak
United States
October 11, 2018
Finalist
Ryan is an up-and-coming filmmaker that excels as a screenwriter, director, and producer. After receiving high praise for his thesis film, Lurker, Ryan co-founded Riverlife Productions with a desire to focus on strong character driven narratives. He has directed the bravoFACT funded short film One Day at a Time, based on the award winning Canadian play Cancer Can’t Dance Like This, and several music videos. His previous short Interview, a dramatic short about race, power, and the importance of choosing your words carefully, was funded by the Ontario Arts Council and played in several festivals. His most recent project, Cancel the F---ing Internet, is a hilarious short about privacy and the universal struggle of dealing with the cable/internet companies. Ryan is currently writing his first feature.
Cancel the F--ing Internet was me and some film-making friends getting together and creating something fun! On a shoe-string budget of $300 (CDN) we spent a weekend making this film.
On the surface, Cancel the F---ing Internet is a a fun film about the infuriating process of dealing with internet providers. Beneath this is a look into the growing concern of internet privacy and data collection.
We were planning on just putting it on YouTube, but after seeing the initial edit and landing a killer score from James Ervin, I team realized they had something really special. We opted to do a lap in the festival circuit instead of just releasing online as I first intended.
If you have a hate for big telecom companies and a big love for crude humour, you’re going to f—king love our short as much as we do. Enjoy!