ASSASSINS GUILD OF AMERICA

Jack Candle is the dealiest assassin to ever rustle up a rifle but he's down on his luck following an injury on the job. Luckily, the Assassins Guild of America offers a robust compensation plan, ever-committed to its vision of providing "quality contracted killers at a highly competitive rate". So, when the newly appointed Chairman decides to dispatch active killers to collect in cost-cutting efforts, they are met with deadly consequences.

Apparently, they forgot who they were f***ing with...