Private Project

Fags In The Fast Lane

When Beau and his herculean sidekick set off to avenge a
spree of violent attacks on his fellow gays, he is waylaid on
a vital mission for his beloved mama, Kitten when her GILF
bordello is robbed by the giantess leader of a grotesque
burlesque show. With the help of a lethal cross dressing
Persian Princess and a Bollywood eunuch assassin, this
unlikely team of avengers set off to retrieve the lost booty
in a full-throttle, rock n roll feast of camp destruction and
dangerous dance numbers.
Will they be able to recover Kitten’s beloved jewels and
magical golden phallus? They'd better!

  • Josh Sinbad Collins
    Director
    Pervirella, The Perv Parlor, The Wild Weekend
  • Josh Sinbad Collins
    Writer
    Pervirella, The Perv Parlor
  • Steven G Michael
    Writer
  • Zombie Zoo Productions
    Producer
  • Kitten Natividad
    Key Cast
    Up, Beneath the Valley of The Ultravixens
  • King Khan
    Key Cast
  • Chris Asimos
    Key Cast
    Danger 5
  • Robert Lopez aka El Vez
    Key Cast
    El Rey de Rock 'n' Roll
  • Project Type:
    Feature
  • Runtime:
    1 hour 28 minutes
  • Completion Date:
    February 28, 2017
  • Production Budget:
    250,000 AUD
  • Country of Origin:
    Australia
  • Country of Filming:
    Australia
  • Language:
    English
  • Shooting Format:
    4K
  • Aspect Ratio:
    16:9
  • Film Color:
    Color
  • First-time Filmmaker:
    No
  • Student Project:
    No
  • PREMIERE
    MELBOURNE
    Australia
    June 27, 2017
    PREMIERE
  • WEEKEND OF FEAR FESTIVAL
    ERLANGEN
    Germany
    May 6, 2017
    SNEAK PREVIEW
  • LONDON GALA
    LONDON
    United Kingdom
    October 3, 2017
    GALA PARTY
  • HorrorVision
    Barcelona
    Spain
    October 21, 2017
    Best Feature
  • East Village Queer Film Festival
    New York
    United States
    August 25, 2017
    North American Premiere
  • Sydney Underground Film Festival
    Sydney
    Australia
    September 16, 2017
    NSW premiere
  • Amsterdam FC Hyena
    Amsterdam
    Netherlands
    October 6, 2017
    Dutch screening
  • Berlin Eiseit Kino
    Berlin
    Germany
    October 7, 2017
    German premiere
  • Funtastic Dracula Carnival
    Benidrom
    Spain
    October 15, 2017
  • Wasteland film festival
  • Plan Nine Film Festival
    Hamtramck
    United States
    second prize
  • Grind House
    Iowa city
    United States
    November 2, 2017
  • luna cinema Perth
    Perth
    Australia
    July 27, 2017
Distribution Information
  • Monster Films Australia
    Country: Australia
Director Biography - Josh Sinbad Collins

Josh Collins graduated with a first class honors in theatrical design from Central St Martins school of Art and Design, London and promptly dived head first into the low budget B-Movie and night club world running RHB Exotic Entertainment.

With two previous features to his credit, the steam-punk sexy trash of 'Perv Parlor' and 'Pervirella', Josh has developed a distinctive story telling style of his own. Mixing animation with live action and adapting influences as diverse as 60s children’s TV to Fellini to produce a series of shorts, music videos and the two features out of a London warehouse which he shared with Toe Rag Recording Studios (White Stripes 'Elephant').

Experimenting with a variety of film mediums, super 8, standard 8, single 8, 16mmm, super16, 35mm bringing a heavy dose of pop art to the screen. On all his productions he is hands-on, overseeing and usually building the sets, models and props himself.

His films are often incorporated into extravagant live events and vice versa, including collaborations with acclaimed Australian artiste Leigh Bowery, legendary musicians Billy Childish, The Cramps, The Trashmen, The Mummies, The 5,6,7,8’s, The Monks and film impresario Ray Dennis Steckler.

More recently he created and run theme nitespots:The LuWOW (Melbourne), Devilles Pad & Hula Bula Bar (Perth). And has put on well over 1000 live music/cabaret/burlesque events since moving to Australia in 2002. This is raw exciting cinema, a sensory overload blasting straight out of the discotech.

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Director Statement

A grand slice of in your face, hyperreal, kitsch, fun!
Influenced by the underground and exploitation masters of the sixties and seventies with a rip roaring soundtrack of rock and roll, disco, metal, and olde time music hall.
This is a hand built, raunchy, pop art, punk movie making, that pokes fun at everything especially itself and will sweep you away on an out of control ride to Disco Armageddon.